Animation

Apr
08
Seven fuck-ugly CGI dwarfs look shocked and terrified, with Dopey pointing directly at the camera.

Snow White and the Seven Adaptations

The foul and fairest of them all.
18 min read
Jun
29
Elden Ring's Dancing Lion: The Beast of Both Worlds

Elden Ring's Dancing Lion: The Beast of Both Worlds

If Elden Ring is going to take over my life again, I may as well write about it.
5 min read
Mar
22
Final Fantasy Rewind: The Ultima Flavor Experience

Final Fantasy Rewind: The Ultima Flavor Experience

Against all odds, a piece of Final Fantasy XV side content is the best adaptation the JRPG series has had yet.
7 min read
Mar
14
Final Fantasy Rewind: Dilly Dally Shill

Final Fantasy Rewind: Dilly Dally Shill

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children remains a travesty of its source material, and thus can be seen as a prototype for modern IP-driven pop culture.
6 min read
Mar
04
Final Fantasy Rewind: A Vast Image Out of Spiritus Mundi Troubles My Sight

Final Fantasy Rewind: A Vast Image Out of Spiritus Mundi Troubles My Sight

The first cinematic adaptation of the popular Japanese RPG series remains an ambitious, one-of-a-kind catastrophe.
7 min read